Many of us grew up with Bill Nye, so called Science Guy (a less jarring alternative to Beakman). He was harmless, he was on television, and to a young nerd, he was f-ing brilliant. Nowadays, Bill Nye is frequent guest on television, last seen on America’s Most Smartest Model (VH1’s show to make all of us with IQs over room temperature feel good).

But, if you ask Bill Nye’s ex-wife were she last saw him, it’d probably be in court. Of perhaps peering through his windows at night. So, when science couldn’t get the ex off of his back, Nye turned to the courts. After all, the woman tried to kill his plants. That’s just uncalled for.